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Words in a Hat
Created on 2007-03-17 05:26:20 (#12516197), last updated 2007-03-26
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Basic Info| Name: | joeman |
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| Birthdate: | 1972 |
BioOnce upon a time, in a far-away land, there lived a dude. This dude was pretty happy most of the time, though he did get stressed out occasionally. Whenever he got stressed out, he'd whip out a cane and pound the piss out of someone. One day he pounded the piss out of The Man With the Infinite Bladder, and that's how the Great Flood happened. Then this other dude built a big boat and put a bunch of animals on it. This other dude was floating on a sea of piss, in a boat full of piss and shit (from all of the animals, you see). When the flood finally subsided, and all the animals left, this other dude sat on the mountaintop the boat had grounded on and wondered what sort of world would emerge from beneath the ocean of piss. He fell asleep and dreamed of Catherine Zeta Jones. When he woke up, he was quite unsurprised to find that the world was Detroit.
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